Thursday, September 28, 2006

Liquor in a sippy cup

I knew the weekend was gonna be ggo when it started out with Jack in a sippy cup on Friday night.

Who knew the Chuck E. Cheese's give you a sippy cup when you order a kids meal.

I got home on Friday night exhausted from preparing for the most important non catering catering gig of my life. I was assigend to cook for my boss, her boss and a bunch of her peers. No pressure. I was only being billed as the lab grill master!

OK in all fairness, i may have given myself that moniker in the past, buit i never realized it would be escalated to the bosses boss. Did i mention he is a Texan? Did I mention I had decided to Smoke Brisket before i KNEW he was from Texas????????

No pressure.

I get home from this wonderful affair on friday evening. I am worn the fuck out. All I want to do is get a shower, and have a jack. At the same time. I mention to the OL that i wish I coujld get a Jack in a sippy cup, cuz then I would just seat in teh shower seat and sip on my jack while the shower poured over me.

I jump in the shower to wash off the smoke and grime of 24 hours of cooking, and two minutres later the OL walks in and hands me a sippy cup containing ice, and... yup you guessed it, Jack Daniels. Best shower ever.

Ok so i said teh whole weekend was awesome.

Saturday afternoon, I get a phone call from everyones favorite Certified Hawaiian. the conversation goes something like this:

Him: Wanna go to Vegas?
Me: shit yeah!!!!
Him: no really.
Me: Yeah really.

the call came at 2:30. We were on the road to the Airport by 3:15, in Vegas by 6:30. first cocktail at 7, first jackpot, 7:01. Everyone's favorite Hawaiian hits a $5 slot machine for $800!!!

oh yeah

DRUNK POST WARNING!!!

there is more to teh story, but that will have to come later.

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