I am just plain lazy

or as some might say "shiftless". I have had stories to write about for the last few weeks, I just haven't taken the time to write them down.

I have a ton of excuses. I have had a ton of shit on my mind. Shit that makes me revisit past times when i have stopped writing because the writing has become too personal. Shit that makes me want to quit my job and go live in a village in Africa where the women all have huge milk laden tit's. But the bottom line is I have been to lazy to sit in front of this box and write.

In the past three weeks, i have experienced the following events:

the Lakers getting their asses handed to them by Detroit
The Trojans of USC whopping up on the Oregon Duck's and starting another run on the National Championship.
Both of the above happened with my Pop's

UFC middle weight champion Matt Hughes falling to George St. Pierre, among other fights, at ARCO Arena. Home of the largest collection of red necks in CA.

USC putting a overrated Notre Dame football team away early in the third Quarter.

All of these events have stories attached, and I promise to tell them over the next few days, unless of course I am knee deep in pussy. If that happens to be the case, stand by for more stories!!!

Ichat transcripts follow:

Whiskey:
doooode, i am fucked up and about to post
8:38
i need to get laid

JD:
8:39
i am too
8:39
fucked up that is

Whiskey:
8:39
nice
8:39
i have only had one drink

JD:
8:39
wow

Whiskey:
8:39
i made (the OL) pour it into one of my big water cups.

JD:
8:39
LOL

Whiskey:
8:40
it was a Jack and coke. prolly 12 oz of coke and 12 oz of jack.
8:40
i pulled the fcuking diffuser thing out of the handle of jack and made her pour.
8:40
i fiinished it ablout 10 min ago and have been getting progessivly drunker


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