Welcome Betty!!!

As Fantasy Football manager, I suck. With one player left versus 3, I am losing my semi-final game 70-44. Uncle!

My large pillow soft breast were groped again on Friday night. What is it about drunk women that makes them want to feel me up? Please don't stop. THIS IS NOT A COMPLAINT!!!

Saturday's really suck when there is no football to watch. Unless I am in Vegas.

Celtic Crossing Liqueur on the rocks is good shit. At 30% alcohol it's not Jack, but a decent Sunday alternative.

The Lakers White home uni is also a decent Sunday alternative. (Yes the choice of a Shaq Laker jersey was on purpose)

This post will not get any better so you can stop reading now.

One of these day Dimetrios will get over the UT loss to A&M and post his Bowl game picks.

World of Warcraft is highly addictive.

My Boss doesn't know it, but I BBQ better when I have had a touch of alcohol.

My car is filthy dirty. I was gonna go to the car wash, but I am lazy.

I cut my hair and shaved on Tuesday. First time in at least 3 weeks. I took a peek in the mirror later in the day and realized I am a much prettier man when I shave. Maybe that's why she groped me.

By the time I post this the auction will be over, but the subtitle and picture are priceless. Credit to Fast Actin for the auction link.

I am gonna go shave now.

Holiday Season..Ha!

Most people love this time of year. With all the cheer and merriment that comes with it.

Not me....and not because the traffic sucks, not because every store is packed, not because I work in the retail world and everything is insanely busy.

It is because I am suffering through my 2nd Saturday in a row with no college football. I can watch college basketball, I can watch some NFL, but its just not the same. This is a lonely time of year.

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Everyone please take a moment to welcome Betty...

"And then, it hit me... I knew what I had to do. It is the only way to salvage what is left of the memories of one of the most epic weekends of my life. I will become one of them. I will build my own house, in their world, and hope they come to visit.

Call me Betty, Betty Underground"

http://bettyunderground.blogspot.com/

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Ah look I was wrong, in 1/2 a hour there is a college game on Arkansas-Pine Bluff Vs Alabama A&M for the SWAP championship. Its no BCS game but i am a junkie and need a fix.