Welcome Betty!!!

As Fantasy Football manager, I suck. With one player left versus 3, I am losing my semi-final game 70-44. Uncle!

My large pillow soft breast were groped again on Friday night. What is it about drunk women that makes them want to feel me up? Please don't stop. THIS IS NOT A COMPLAINT!!!

Saturday's really suck when there is no football to watch. Unless I am in Vegas.

Celtic Crossing Liqueur on the rocks is good shit. At 30% alcohol it's not Jack, but a decent Sunday alternative.

The Lakers White home uni is also a decent Sunday alternative. (Yes the choice of a Shaq Laker jersey was on purpose)

This post will not get any better so you can stop reading now.

One of these day Dimetrios will get over the UT loss to A&M and post his Bowl game picks.

World of Warcraft is highly addictive.

My Boss doesn't know it, but I BBQ better when I have had a touch of alcohol.

My car is filthy dirty. I was gonna go to the car wash, but I am lazy.

I cut my hair and shaved on Tuesday. First time in at least 3 weeks. I took a peek in the mirror later in the day and realized I am a much prettier man when I shave. Maybe that's why she groped me.

By the time I post this the auction will be over, but the subtitle and picture are priceless. Credit to Fast Actin for the auction link.

I am gonna go shave now.